What if

What if dreams had box office returns?
What if undertakers drove el caminos?
What if we were magnetic?
What if water stung?
What if interstates were underground tunnels?
What if I didn't get sick this week?
What if internet bandwidth corresponded to relative humidity?
What if razor wire went wireless?
What if sound had a taste?
What if clouds are laughing at you?
What if the wind talks about you behind your back?
What if cocaine was a popular condiment?
What if the FCC bowdlerized your bathroom usage?
What if God was a sex toy?
What if you couldn't use the Internet on Sundays?
What if we bought cars for our newborn children?
What if you knew better?
What if mcdonalds sold sashimi?
What if the mind's eye went blind?
What if Rachmaninov was locked by DRM?
What if you could sell your emotions?
What if tv's were illegal in public?
What if the weather was publically traded?
What if we could only love once?
What if music could give you the silent treatment?
What if the universe got lost on the way here?
What if death forgot to call you back?
What if our brain had a corporate sponsor?
What if cats sold your story to US magazine?
What if you didn't have to pretend like you don't?
What if I didn't come to class today?
What if your teacher had a tip jar?
What if bubbles had OCD?